Thursday, October 2

Throwback Thursday: Relationship Advice Edition

It's Throwback Thursday, my darlings, and I'm back with another excerpt from the 11th grade notebook -- stay calm, I know you're excited.  In today's edition, we look at the first note written -- history in the making here, people! -- where I ask for advice on dealing with a clingy boyfriend.  Ah, it's like nothing has changed!  This note was written eleven years ago.  Let that sink in for a minute, especially if you went to high school with me.  Enjoy!

October 1st, first period

That's me in 11th grade on our marching band trip to California. 
I am wearing AMAZING purple high-tops.  SWAG.
OMG, (name omitted),
This is driving me CRAZY.  I hate boyfriends, I hate clingy guys, and I hate periods (yay, not).  Don't get me wrong, he's a cool kid and all, but I just can't stand him right now!  I want to scream!
Anyway, yes, we have an actual notebook now.  It's tres exciting!
ARGH, seriously, what do I do?  I hate breaking up with people... but I guess I broke up with ____ and ____ lol.  And I totally still have a crush on ____ **.  Whatever, chem is really boring and really easy and my teacher is so strange.  She burned her hand today on the Bunsen burner.  Lady, you teach chem, even I know not to touch hot metal.  English is next, at least, so that's fun. 
Bell's about to ring.  Help me!!!

Response:
Leah,
Ok, don't break up with him... but try to talk to him or just avoid him or something.

Happy Thursday, y'all!


** - See guilty pleasures post.  This person is TOTALLY one of those sophomore boys.

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