Thursday, September 11

Throwback Thursday: *Bonus if it's moving*

Welcome to Throwback Thursday, where we travel back in time to earlier parts of my life for your endless amusement.  This week we take it back to junior year of high school, y'all, for a 35 item checklist that I found a few days ago and had completely forgotten existed.
I absolutely will not name my co-author -- unless, of course, she wants to be cited -- and I also really hope my family members aren't reading this; anonymous friend and I drafted a checklist of "Places to Snog" (we were really into the Louise Rennison series -- my god, the list isn't even up and this is already HELLA embarrassing), typed it up, and each had our own copy.  At the time, we were both sixteen years old, and some of these locations seemed very romantic. Especially #17,which is totally a place where adults make-out. No wording has been changed from the original, although I did add a few italicized comments where my input was necessary.
I refuse to admit which places are checked off, but I did go through and mentally update it.  I also will never be able to accomplish #35 because I am terrified of horses. 
Go ahead and compare your own history.  If anyone can check off every location PLUS the bonus points for a score of 38/35, I'll give you a shout-out in next week's Throwback Thursday post.  Enjoy.

Places to Snog:
1 - In a tree
2 - On the beach
3 - In the rain
4 - In the shower
5 - On the swings
6 - In a tent
7 - In California
8 - Under the bleachers
9 - On top of a big hill (WTF, this is so oddly specific)
10 - On a boat
11 - In the ocean
12 - While dancing
13 - At a concert
14 - In a plane/train/subway
15 - In bed
16 - Dugout/Pitchers mound
17 - Closet of some sort
18 - In a church/temple/place of worship (straight to hell, everybody)
19 - Supermarket
20 - Backseat of a car
21 - Front seat of a car *bonus if it's moving*
22 - Hammock
23 - Museum
24 - Hot tub
25 - In the big poofy chairs at the Starbucks in New Hope (THIS IS MY FAVORITE BECAUSE I WORK HERE NOW)
26 - Couch
27 - Being dropped off at the door *front porch type of thing*
28 - In the movies
29 - Theme park *bonus if it's Disney*
30 - Kitchen counter
31 - Ski lift
32 - On the roof
33 - In a foreign country
34 - On stage
35 - On a horse *bonus if it's moving*

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